"I want to put my tongue in your butt."--Anonymous

 

It was just above 70° during my walk home today.
Tank top and hair cut weather.
I know, it almost looks the same, but if you saw the creature I left on the bathroom floor, you’d see that most of it is gone. Just a little baby poof up front so I have something to mess with when I’m nervous.
I dunno. I kind of want to chop it all off, but John says he can’t look at me when I don’t have any hair :l

It was just above 70° during my walk home today.

Tank top and hair cut weather.

I know, it almost looks the same, but if you saw the creature I left on the bathroom floor, you’d see that most of it is gone. Just a little baby poof up front so I have something to mess with when I’m nervous.

I dunno. I kind of want to chop it all off, but John says he can’t look at me when I don’t have any hair :l

Just waiting for the other ‘mos to arrive, but not waiting for them to show up before I start drinking. It’s going to be $25 to get inside the bar the club anywhere tonight, so I’m getting drunk for free first.
This isn’t my house.
Where am I.

Just waiting for the other ‘mos to arrive, but not waiting for them to show up before I start drinking. It’s going to be $25 to get inside the bar the club anywhere tonight, so I’m getting drunk for free first.

This isn’t my house.

Where am I.

David Attenborough Voice: “And here we see the creature foraging for food in the lobby of a residential building. It has found a bag of Chex Mix that someone left inside the vending machine—perhaps as bait.”

David Attenborough Voice: “And here we see the creature foraging for food in the lobby of a residential building. It has found a bag of Chex Mix that someone left inside the vending machine—perhaps as bait.

I’m going out. I tried to get a picture of my outfit, but I can’t take a decent photo with this stupid phone.
I just ate an entire can of Salt & Vinegar Pringles. I feel like I’m going to die.

I’m going out. I tried to get a picture of my outfit, but I can’t take a decent photo with this stupid phone.

I just ate an entire can of Salt & Vinegar Pringles. I feel like I’m going to die.

I’m not reblogging that post again, so I just yanked the pic.

I’m not reblogging that post again, so I just yanked the pic.