I’m glad only twelve of you were awake last night/early this morning when I, apparently, descended into the pit of my being and became a horny, raging maniac.
We’ve all been there before, though. Right? Right?
I had the cab driver drop me off in front of the Dunkin’ Donuts, because I thought they would be open at 2 a.m., and when they weren’t I staggered home and (John just filled me in on this part) burst into tears as soon as I opened the door.
Tears. Because I couldn’t buy coffee and some pancake bites.