"I want to put my tongue in your butt."--Anonymous

 

I’m glad only twelve of you were awake last night/early this morning when I, apparently, descended into the pit of my being and became a horny, raging maniac.

We’ve all been there before, though. Right? Right?

I had the cab driver drop me off in front of the Dunkin’ Donuts, because I thought they would be open at 2 a.m., and when they weren’t I staggered home and (John just filled me in on this part) burst into tears as soon as I opened the door.

Tears. Because I couldn’t buy coffee and some pancake bites.

  1. forwhenifeellikesharing said: There were more than twelve of us. :-p
  2. thepo said: You’re like my spirit animal.
  3. chloeintheafternoon said: ..
  4. sanfo said: I hope you’re feeling better. Did you ever get your pancake bites?
  5. fumolga said: dunkin donuts is worth crying over in general.
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