Kitty-to-karen(previously Bogarts, previously Private Snafu, previously previously Queefy) is my Savior, I shall not want.
She maketh me to lie down in green pastures: she leadeth me beside the still waters.
She restoreth my soul: SHE GOT ME LAYS LIMON CHIPS Y’ALL.
I have been craving them like a loose anus craves a fat dick since I had them in Texas over a year ago. CRAVING.
She is my favorite and no one else will ever be better than her.
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lennylou said:
Wait…thy don’t sell Limon Lays chips where you live????
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kitty-to-karen reblogged this from icecreamsandcake and added:
accuses me of not being altruistic.
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