"I want to put my tongue in your butt."--Anonymous

 

Earlier.

Boss: “You and John doing anything for Valentine’s Day?”

Me: “Not anything special. It’s not something we get too excited about.”

Boss: “Ugh, you guys are so boring. How did you even meet? You’ve never told me. I bet it was boring.”

Me: “…Myspace.”

Boss: *loses her shit laughing*

Me: “WHAT.”

Boss: *walks back to her office, still laughing*

Me: “IT WAS 2005 GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK.”

  1. swamibooba said: I think Grindr is worse. “Yeah we met because I liked his shirtless mirror pic and I liked his dirty messages. And he was twenty minutes away.”
  2. binxbolling said: ~*nostalgia*~
  3. jesus--walks said: I met Tony off Myspace in 2007. :/
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