Boss: “You and John doing anything for Valentine’s Day?”
Me: “Not anything special. It’s not something we get too excited about.”
Boss: “Ugh, you guys are so boring. How did you even meet? You’ve never told me. I bet it was boring.”
Me: “…Myspace.”
Boss: *loses her shit laughing*
Me: “WHAT.”
Boss: *walks back to her office, still laughing*
Me: “IT WAS 2005 GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK.”