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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

I can’t do “fancy” morning-after breakfast(I don’t care what time it is—if it’s my first meal, it’s breakfast). Everything has to be able to fit inside a small bowl. Having to use a fork to eat it is sometimes too much. I should be able to lay back and shake it into my mouth bit by bit. If life was fair(it’s so not), someone would chew it up for me, spit it into my mouth, and then massage my throat until I swallowed.

I can’t do “fancy” morning-after breakfast(I don’t care what time it is—if it’s my first meal, it’s breakfast).

Everything has to be able to fit inside a small bowl. Having to use a fork to eat it is sometimes too much. I should be able to lay back and shake it into my mouth bit by bit.

If life was fair(it’s so not), someone would chew it up for me, spit it into my mouth, and then massage my throat until I swallowed.

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