"I want to put my tongue in your butt."--Anonymous

 

I ran out of cheese, but I found an unopened pack of turkey bacon underneath a bag of carrots.

It’s fully cooked, so I probably won’t die if I eat the entire thing.

  1. swamibooba said: You just birthed a meme.
  2. chriscalmdown said: are you smoking the reefer, boy
  3. chrishasaflavor said: A) “I Want To Dance With Somebody” B) Throw that shit in the oven, savage.
  4. forwhenifeellikesharing said: Is this some kind of experimental performance art thing you’re doing right now?
  5. atomicgrandfatherclock said: I can’t help but feel that you are slowly losing your grip on reality. And your blog is one giant auto-biography of that. Well that or you are just weird in general.
  6. icecreamsandcake posted this