I just got out of the shower
And I am now going to cut my fingernails because I sliced my asshole vertically while cleaning myself.
I added that link so you could hear “asshole vertically” in English and Spanish.
Goodnight.
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oksmizebtch reblogged this from icecreamsandcake and added:
the best post on tumblr right now.
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boringerik said:
WHO DOES THAT APPARENTLY OTHER PEOPLE JUDGING BY THE REPLIES EEK.
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gildedbeaver said:
I should really be ashamed of how often this happens to me, but my sense of shame died long ago.
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swamibooba said:
Occupational hazard?
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danielbritain said:
you are having a really weird day.
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