"I want to put my tongue in your butt."--Anonymous

 

I just got out of the shower

And I am now going to cut my fingernails because I sliced my asshole vertically while cleaning myself.

I added that link so you could hear “asshole vertically” in English and Spanish.

Goodnight.

  1. oksmizebtch reblogged this from icecreamsandcake and added:
    the best post on tumblr right now.
  2. boringerik said: WHO DOES THAT APPARENTLY OTHER PEOPLE JUDGING BY THE REPLIES EEK.
  3. gildedbeaver said: I should really be ashamed of how often this happens to me, but my sense of shame died long ago.
  4. swamibooba said: Occupational hazard?
  5. danielbritain said: you are having a really weird day.
  6. icecreamsandcake posted this