January 2011
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I make a post about beans
and the first people to respond are Mexicans.
I swear I had more food than this.
I must have gone on a drunken eating binge over the weekend.
ALL I HAVE LEFT IS BEANS.
I keep thinking about weird things.
Probably because I’ve had a lot of time to myself this weekend.
Last night I was convinced my house was full of murderers.
Today, as I walked through the park on the way home from work, I thought, “Omigod. What if trees had dicks.”
And then I walked a lot faster because this particular park has a lot of massive trees, with (possibly) proportionately sized plant penises, and...
The hair is becoming slightly unmanageable.
This is why I don’t go out in public.
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What is my life.
This, basically.
Tomorrow. Tomorrow I will do something fun.
istime4cake replied to your post: And yeah
is u bak furreals?
I kind of have been, but I wanted to redo everything, so I blanked the page and meant to come back and make it all nice, but then I thought, “Fuck it, it’s fine.”
So I didn’t, and now I’m posting like normal.
And yeah
Icecreamandcake=Colddesserts
See, it’s almost the same thing, except it’s not.
Whatever. It’s not important. I just don’t want to be mistaken for THIS ever.
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You can’t reblog answer posts, and I needed this here.