i learned this one from icecreamsandcake: a jock or general gym dude will, naturally, want to show off their body as much as possible. they want you to compliment and admire their body and they will flex and try to show off to get you to go “daaaaaaang” out loud. hold off on that. play with their dog. look at their dvd collection. talk earnestly about sports and such until they’re finally to the point where they just straight up admit they want you to kiss and touch their muscles. they may have the muscle power but you can make them want you all the more just by focusing more on how cute their pets are
See, my blog isn’t completely useless.